TRAVELLING

East or west, home is the best. Jackie has been traveling a lot recently and is becoming a little tired of hotels and hotel food.     Frank: I heard you took a trip to Mexico. Jackie: Yes, I did. Frank: How did you like it? Jackie: Oh, I got sick and tired of hotels and hotel food. Frank: I can imagine.  East or west, home is the best.

I'm low on gas.

Larry is driving his car on his way to Los Angeles.  He doesn't realize that he is running out of gas until his girlfriend Louise reminds him....

Louise: Did you forget to check the gas?

Larry: Oh, I'm low on gas.  I've got to refill the tank.

Louise: Well, there's a gas station across the street and it's not too expensive.  About $1.19 per gallon for the mid-grade.

Larry: Let's try that.  (Larry parks the car by the gas pump.)  Oh, that's great!  The pump is out of order.

Louise: Looks like we've been followed by bad luck all day long.

Larry: Oh, come on.  Let's try another pump.  No big deal!

Can you keep an eye on my bag?

Tom is waiting in the lobby to get on the train.  But suddenly nature is calling, and he has to ask his friend who is sitting right next to him for help....

Tom: Can you do me a favor?

Jamie: Sure.  What is it?

Tom: Can you keep an eye on my bag, please? Nature's calling.

Jamie: Sure.  Will you be long?

Tom: No.  I just want to use the bathroom. 

Jamie: Go ahead.  It'll be safe with me.

We're only staying overnight.

On their way to San Francisco, Roy decides to stop in a small town and stay there overnight....

Clerk: Good evening, sir.  May I help you? 

Roy: Yes.  What kind of rooms do you have?

Clerk: How large is your party?

Roy: Three.  Two adults and one child.

Clerk: Let's see. We have a room with two double beds.  How many nights?

Roy: Just one.  We're only staying overnight.

LET’S  have a Break!!