HEALTH

I feel like a new person!

Alice is surprised to find that all of sudden Bruce is fit.  He has lost some weight and his beer belly is gone....

Alice: Have you been working out?

Bruce: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I've been going to the gym for half a year now.

Alice: I can tell.  You look really buff.  And no more beer belly.  Have you been lifting weights?

Bruce: That and I do an hour of aerobics every other day.  I tell you, it's addicting!  I feel like a new man!

Alice: Well, you look like a million bucks!

Bruce: Thanks!

I slathered her in sunscreen!

Paula had a great time at the beach, but she was burnt to a crisp because she forgot to put sunscreen on.

Martha: How did Anneke like her first time at the beach?

Paula: She had a great time.  She really enjoyed making sand castles.

Martha: When did you come home?

Paula: I guess we got home about 3:00.  We spent a good 6 hours there.

Martha: That's a long time!  Did Anneke get burned?

Paula: No, unlike myself, I slathered her in sunscreen.  She didn't even turn brown.

Martha: But you look like you got burnt to a crisp.

Paula: You got that right!  Next time, I guess I ought to remember to put sunscreen on, too!

 

I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Steve doesn't seem to have enough sleep. He's been under great pleasure recently.

Sydney: Steve, you look pale.  What happened?

Steve: I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Sydney: Did you have something on your mind?  You look so concerned!  May be I can help you. 

Steve: Well, I'm under a lot of pressure.  My boss is very pushy.  He assigned me three projects.  Now the deadlines are near and I still haven't finished all of my projects.

Sydney: Is there anything I can do to help you?

Steve: Well, I guess no one can help me but myself.  For the moment, I just need somoneone to talk to so that I can relieve my stress.

The cavity is killing me!

Robert had a cavity filled today.  While he felt a little better today, the cavity really gave him a headache.

Cindy: Hi, Robert, what happened to your face?  It looks swollen.

 Robert: I had to go get a cavity filled today. 

Cindy: Did it hurt?

 Robert: I don't even wanna talk about it.  It killed me!

Cindy: How long were you in the chair?

Robert: It took quite a while.  But the worst part was getting numbed.  They had to give me 3 shots

Cindy: Well, I guess you've learned a good lesson, huh!  You have to take good care of your teeth.

Robert: No kidding.  Not only can't I stand the pain, but man dentists are expensive.  The bill is going to be humungus!

 Cindy: Don't you have a dental insurance?

Robert: I do, but it still doesn't cover everything.